Numb-Nuts

Did the impact knock both hubcaps off or did he take them all off as a preemptive measure so they wouldn't get damaged when something like this happened? If that's the case, whew! At least the hubcaps are safe, wherever they are.

This redneck is too destitute to afford a pickup truck so he decides to violate his compact. Poor guy, he has ride around in a car that gets good gas mileage and won't flip taking a gentle bend. He's probably the kind of guy who'd fuck his sister, but she won't give him any because he doesn't have a big sexy truck. I hope everyone laughs at him everywhere he goes.

This is Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux. There just so happened to be a Windows 7 display set up across from a conference he was at, so he couldn't resist having this picture taken. I seriously doubt the little Japanese guy in the picture had any idea who he was.

For some reason this guy couldn't afford an '85 Sedan Deville...so he decided to violate this poor Accord. Send this picture back to the workers at the Honda factory, I'll bet there faces would look something like this:

A Prius couldn't go fast enough to catch on fire if it was going downhill on ice with nitrous injection and had 5000 bottle rockets taped to it. An SUV on the other hand could catch on fire from nothing more than a gentle curve.