Numb-Nuts

Yeah, you know why your hillbilly-mobile doesn't fit in there? Because it was designed for a NORMAL sized vehicle. I'll bet he complains that parking spaces are too small too. Funny, my car fits in them just fine.

You're supposed to buy SOME truck accessories...not ALL truck accessories. If this guy's penis is bigger than an acorn I'd be monumentally surprised. Seriously dude, you should have to pay and ugly tax to drive this thing.

Yes I know it's a little late to post 2009's Cock of the Year....but I just thought of creating the award. I made it especially for this guy.

...when you can fill the back of an old pick up truck with enough parts to BUILD a new Camry.

Hope he's giving out blindfolds. I wonder how many times a week he has to chase away bums so they don't burn it for warmth.

Won't this guy be surprised when Captain Ahab harpoons it.