Numb-Nuts

Yeah, you know why your hillbilly-mobile doesn't fit in there? Because it was designed for a NORMAL sized vehicle. I'll bet he complains that parking spaces are too small too. Funny, my car fits in them just fine.

You're supposed to buy SOME truck accessories...not ALL truck accessories. If this guy's penis is bigger than an acorn I'd be monumentally surprised. Seriously dude, you should have to pay and ugly tax to drive this thing.

Yes I know it's a little late to post 2009's Cock of the Year....but I just thought of creating the award. I made it especially for this guy.

...when you can fill the back of an old pick up truck with enough parts to BUILD a new Camry.

Hope he's giving out blindfolds. I wonder how many times a week he has to chase away bums so they don't burn it for warmth.

Won't this guy be surprised when Captain Ahab harpoons it.

Is that if there's a sign there, somebody must have already done it.

Imagine this guy's surprise when he found out that his "pussy magnet" only attracted queer-sexuals like himself.

Actually he paid a shop $1200 to install a top of the line pussy magnet in this thing, but the dumbass put a sticker on the window saying what brand it was and somebody broke in and stole it.

Nothing says class like a smashed Kia parked on your sidewalk.

You know you've failed to make a cool looking ride that will get all the girls when everyone has to stop and wonder if it's a low rider, or if it's just broken. Seriously, take this thing back to "The Shop" and kick the guy in the balls who did this to an innocent truck.

If you have to ruin a perfectly good vehicle could you at least do it to something smaller? Seriously, every single day some poor guy on his way to work gets stuck behind this gigantic eyesore.

To think, she (he?) spent lots of hard earned money to purposefully do this to a Mustang. I guess she never got that Barbie Car she wanted for Christmas in 1986 and was just determined to make up for it.

The little known, seldom seen, Porsche 411 Turbo. I'm guessing the vents on the bumper are there to keep the car from overheating with awesomeness.

Porsche was criticized for the design of the 411 Turbo. When you put the pedal to the metal the car released a cloud of black smoke and shards of engine metal, Porsche stated that it was a design feature, to blind and maim racing opponents who were behind you.